- yahtzee
- 1. (yahtzee) (326↑, 68↓)word shouted when something good happens or when you don't know what's going on
\yahtzeethrows leaves\yahtzee someone gets hit in the head w/ a pole. "yahtzee\!" - everyone else in the room or \yahtzeeeveryone laughs at someone\yahtzee that someone - "yahtzee?"
Author: Chamelia http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/11167992. (yahtzee) (266↑, 74↓)the act of "rolling the dice" a slang term for male masterbation also used when speaking of the act of doing nothing to be used with a hand motionSo what have you been doing today? Oh you know, yahtzee\!
Author: David Hildreth http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/5395783. (Yahtzee) (212↑, 52↓)This is when you are having sex with a chick, you pull out and finish into your hand. When she turns toward you, you roll your hand and throw the jiz like dice in her face yelling "Yahtzee\!"Carly loves to play "Yahtzee\!"
Author: thejakebush http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/31251614. (yahtzee) (195↑, 64↓)A sexual move where a man ejaculates in his hand, shakes his clenched fist, and then throws it in his partners face yelling, "Yahtzee\!"Man: "Oh shit, I'm gonna blow\!" Woman: "Shoot it al over me\!" Man ejaculates in his hands and shakes it like he is going to roll some dice and then throws it in the woman's face. Man: "Yahtzee...Take that bitch, Im outa here, loose 10 pounds and then call me."
Author: Yesty http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/25891845. (yahtzee) (174↑, 50↓)Performed when one is having sex with a girl. Before the male is about to ejaculate he pulls out and blows his load on his hand. Then proceeds to slap the girl in the face with said hand and yell "Yahtzee\!"Yo Opar Alexis came over last night, I Yahtzee'd her so good Wow Sherry Palmer is such a bitch, David Palmer needs to Yahtzee her.
Author: Tony Almeida http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/17901816. (Yahtzee) (153↑, 35↓)Means "nice to see you" in olde english. Can also mean "hello."*Alex walks in* Andrew: Hey, Alex. Yahtzee. Alex: Sup. *Alex walks in* Andrew: Yahtzee, Alex. Alex: Yahtzee.
Author: Ghangis24 http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/40097297. (yahtzee) (67↑, 17↓)The act of coming after you masturbate/ receive a hand job.Bill: Dude, what did you do last night? I heard weird noises coming from your room. Steve: *shakes fist furiously then opens hand as if rolling dice* YAHTZEE\!\!\!
Author: RedHotSgtPeppers http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/43332118. (yahtzee) (60↑, 14↓)Synonyms : Yesssss\! Alright\! Jackpot\! Fuck Yeah\! Used in the context of YAHTZEE, we're Millionaires. Millionaires : Several members of the GBKI found 20 cents Yahztee, we're millionaires. Yahtzee im a millionare.
Author: Peter Migotto http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/18734239. (yahtzee) (56↑, 10↓)When something good happens. Especially used when playing blackjack and you catch 21:Dealer: (deals a 10 on a double down) Guy: "Yahtzee" Roaming Waitress: "U need anything?" Guy: "Yea lemme get a jack and coke"
Author: Colossuswv http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/145288610. (yahtzee) (66↑, 25↓)exclamation, to be declared when something extremely serendipitous has occured without priory warning.Dave: Dude, Angelina Jolie came round to my house last night and sucked me off, and then we wacthed a repeat of night rider on the TV - with David Hasselhoff Steve: YAHTZEE\!
Author: the hoff http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/135473911. (yahtzee) (50↑, 11↓)synonymous to "that's what she said"Person A: That went in so deep. Person B: Yahtzee.
Author: boobymama http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/365706512. (Yahtzee) (52↑, 15↓)When a girl is attractive and you want to have sex with her you roll your hands if you are tossing dice and say "Yahtzee" with slight emphasis.OR If you know you are about to get laid, you simply say to your friends while rolling the dice "Yahtzee"A fine girl walks by you roll and say "Yahtzee" Or As you leave the room with a girl ...roll and say "Yahtzee" to all your buddies.
Author: School-bus-bus http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/270424813. (Yahtzee) (297↑, 262↓)The most awesome video game critic to ever grace this existence, whose real name is Ben Croshaw. He managed to do all of two freelance reviews before he was quickly snatched up by The Escapist, where he now does weekly reviews in his own section, Zero Punctuation. This fast-talking, humor-filled critic with a British accent rambles on for three or four minutes almost without pause, illustrating his thoughts with a simple, yet amusing style of animation, and the kinds of offhand cracks that will have you falling out of your chair. If you've never heard of him, you should go and see Zero Punctuation. Now.Dude, did you see Yahtzee's review of Guitar Hero 3? Yeah man, I almost pissed myself\!
Author: Fresnel http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/282180414. (yahtzee) (80↑, 49↓)When you are "doing" a girl from behind and you are about to bust you pull out.You then spit on her back and as she turns around you bust in your hand, shake it up and throw it in her face as you exclaim "Yahtzee\!"I was fucking my girlfriend last night and I totally yahtzeed her.
Author: K-Mal http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/228215515. (Yahtzee) (3↑, 0↓)What you yell when you cum in a girl's mouth after a blowjob where she actively played with your balls.Oh baby you're amazing...Here it comes...YAHTZEE\!\!
Author: Number8Bunny http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/518734916. (Yahtzee) (20↑, 17↓)When one is having sex with another and is about to bust a big load all over the girl. The man takes the jizz in his hand and yells YAHTZEE\! while throwing the cum into the girls face. This may result in a slap, punch in the balls, kick in the balls or if extreme enough... choking. Which of course if that happens, punch her in the stomach 3 times and the cum should gradually come back up.I was fucking some bitch and i pulled a yahtzee all up in her grill.
Author: J-Nelly D http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/207770817. (yahtzee) (16↑, 13↓)when a man blows his load inside a womanSo last night me and sally were boning on the couch, and i was about to yahtzee for fifteen minutes.
Author: extreme dan http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/184126018. (Yahtzee) (38↑, 35↓)What a male shouts to his male friends when he sees a Really Hot Chick(Guy sees hot chick) Guy: YAHTZEE\! Other guy: Oh yeah\!
Author: UW-MADISON http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/63938419. (Yahtzee) (1↑, 1↓)The worse possible swear word in the entire English, French, Spanish, Arabic, Chinese, and Korean language. Say this word in the Czech Republic and you'll get your dick chopped off. Say this word in Albania and prepare to be torn to shreds with a chainsaw. Say this word in Mexico and get ready to have your eyes plopped out by a melon ball. This word can roughly be translated to a cock sucking cunt munching mother fucker pisser with a bitch slapping ginger eating jerk off. So it's not very polite.Paige: You're an idiot. Morgan: You're a yahtzee\! (And then the Russians come out and kill Morgan.) Patrick: Dude, don't be such a yahtzee\! (Patrick is soon beat to death by thugs from the Bronx.)
Author: theabracadabrakid http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/568549520. (yahtzee) (12↑, 12↓)What to yell extremely loud when you get a blackjack while playing blackjack in an overcrowded casino. See double yahtzee."YAHTZEE\!\!\!", "Yyyyyyaaaahhhtttzzeeeee\!", "Yahtzee Bitch\!"
Author: TireUW http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/143637421. (yahtzee) (19↑, 19↓)what you say INSTEAD of "ooh [burn]" when someone is [dissed]. is the cool way to say it; "burn" is so over done. can also be replaced with [rabies].Girl 1: You're such a bitch\! Girl 2: That's like trying to get a mail-in rebate for something you didn't buy\! Thar she blows\!\!\! Crowd: Oooooh. YAHTZEE\!
Author: Alyssa http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/110167922. (Yahtzee) (10↑, 10↓)Game played with dice. Made popular by Beastie Boys and sum other rapper's who have played it intensely while working on album's."Puttin' songs together ain't no puzzle like Yahtzee, Sending this one out to K-Rob and Rahmal Zee."
Author: Diego http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/23521723. (Yahtzee) (12↑, 15↓)1.Jackin' off 2.Really hot chick1.Dude:I played yahtzee all night Dood:Me too\!\! 2.Dude:Did you see that chick Dood:YAHTZEE\!\!\!
Author: henro37 http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/272249724. (yahtzee) (7↑, 10↓)A term used when you hit one of your best friends in the nuts.When sitting on the couch playing video games and I happen to lose said game I turn to my friend and hit him in the nuts. Afterwards exclaiming " Yahtzee"
Author: Smurlman G http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/254751125. (yahtzee) (14↑, 18↓)Shouted after a sucessful intraveineous injection is made. Made popular by members of the Cleburne, TX underground.The long silence was suddenly broken when someone exclaimed, "Yahtzee\!"
Author: NizzleFromCtizzle http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/174756926. (yahtzee) (7↑, 12↓)1. The phrase used when an event has occured where the second party has been humiliated and debauched by the first party orrrr u fuck up ur friend so he runs up 2 his room n cries while scrapping the sand outta his vagina.Damn i can't imagine how Travis's mom's labia aint draggin on the floor if his big ass head went through her vagina. Haha yahtzee\!
Author: Asian http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/118638027. (Yahtzee) (6↑, 12↓)When you crack open a beer, and some foam comes out.Here dude, have a beer. (crack open beer and foam comes out) O dude yahtzee
Author: Ace McG http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/115563528. (yahtzee) (8↑, 16↓)Profanity. Usually shouted when throwing leaves.Hey Mrs. Burnmaster.....YAHTZEE\!\!\!(Throws leaves)
Author: donald http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/62638429. (Yahtzee) (7↑, 21↓)Not to be confused with the board game "Yatzee", this word is spelled with an "h". It means a moment of inner zen calling out to the world.YAHTZEE\!\!\!\! As Bryan yelled in utter happiness, "YAHTZEE\!\!\!"
Author: Reno http://yahtzee.urbanup.com/393600Related: zero punctuation, sex, ben croshaw, bingo, game, escapist, yatzee, cum, dice, jackpot, jenga, punctuation, zero, balls, croshaw, fun, review, awesome, ben, board games, burn, collapse, congratulations, dissed, exclamation, facial, fall, fantastic, horray, jizz, kurucova, money shot, nazi, rabies, reviews, salud, shit, shot, skeet, the escapistLast updated: 2012.03.01
Urban English dictionary. 2013.